In 2011, a scientist from the University of Cambridge
William Tunstall-Pendoe
input over 3 hundred million pieces of data
into a supercomputer
in order to determine the precise date
of the single least meaningful day of the last century.
It was a peaceful day, with not much happening of international import
except that by some strange coincidence I managed to be born.
I've been spending over 30 years
ignorantly passing through this tunnel called life.
I see the same people every time when I get drunk.
They tell me to get out of this tunnel as soon as possible
and go to see the outside world.
I'm Sammi.
I do makeup for the dead.
What?
Fortunately modern Chinese culture
still has room for shrimp dumplings and shaomai.
When I see them together, inseparable.
I can't help but think of Romeo and Juliet.
Love and hate mixing together.
So powerful!
$20 please, Miss.
$20 my ass, never paid more than $14.
Well here's a discounted package for you then.
It's a set menu. Night Lovers For Two.
When shrimp dumplings meets shaomai
on this honeymoon banana split
the original price was $26.80.
Now it's only $20 for you because fate had us meet here.
I didn't ask for a banana split.
Miss, this banana split is mine.
Please get a new bag of shaomai for this lady.
It's quarter to midnight
only 15 minutes to March 1st.
That's when these shaomai expire.
Fate doesn't have to be decided by God.
It's managed by our company mostly
"Table for 6".
It's a speed dating service specially designed for singles.
Keep changing till you find the right one, no 10% service charge.
You shut up!
Hey Miss, don't leave yet.
You really need our service.
You know why?
Take a look, according to our database.
The women who come to convenience stores at this time of night...
...are sad, why?
They must be workaholics.
- Of course not! - Well, even worse.
No boyfriends taking care of you.
It's ok to refuse me.
But don't refuse fate.
My first name is Seven.
Last name is Eleven.
Then I'm Circle K.
- Hey Hey! - Don't follow me!
You're a pro, perfect!
Don't move! Freeze!
What are you doing?
Let me check you out first.
I just want to see if it's love at first sight.
According to the theory of
the psychologist Professor Pandora from Harvard,
the first time two people meet,
if one's body temperature stays a constant 38.6 degrees Centigrade,
there is an 80% probability of love at first sight.
Bullshit!
I don't believe in either love or marriage.
Well said.
Having sex without love, living together without marriage.
Either is ok with me.
Alright?
Hello? What's wrong Dad?
Huh? Shenzhen?
What are you doing in Shenzhen?
Just watching her move.
I can tell she's no ordinary woman.
What's more she absolutely is no ordinary woman.
"1980's POP SENSATION"
"THE WYNNERS"
"KENNY BEE AS THE ZOMBIE"
Look at your dead looking face, goofing around your whole life.
What goofing around?
It's my job to be a zombie.
You called me urgently yesterday.
I called back but your phone was off.
I called your home and no one answered.
Have a little common sense.
I'm up to my ears in debt, how can I turn on my cellphone?
You're kidding me? You're in debt again?
Not me this time, it's your mother.
I'm sorry, it's stepmother.
We broke up seven times within two years.
It's getting hard to keep her in line.
Harder than raising a daughter.
You deserve it.
She is the most vain of all my classmates.
And you picked her?
If you hadn't called her up to fix the computer,
how was I supposed to make her your mom?
I didn't call her.
I called her boyfriend Tommy.
And she invited herself.
What are you reading uncle?
Horse Racing Tips.
Those tips are a scam.
Here's my tips for you.
I'm off now uncle.
Scarlet, where are you going?
Back to home to wait for a call.
Wait for me.
Ok! I'm going to Betting Center.
Wait.
What is it?
Race 2, 3 hooks 38, 90, 12.
What's Scarlet running away from this time?
She promised a businessman Charles from Guangzhou
to hold The Wynners' 38th anniversary concert
and already spent the $500,000 deposit.
Just have the uncles come out for help.
Hey! Aren't you supposed to scare people as a zombie?.
You can't just stand around.
Jeez! You scared the shit outta me!
You think I didn't call them?
They all have work to do.
That's right,
I just can't understand why every one from the Wynners has work
only you could end up like this.
What? Like what? At least I stand on my own two feet.
Being a zombie is a perfectly respectable occupation.
I beat three students from Hong Kong University,
when I had my interview.
I didn't scare those last two guys, I'll try harder next time.
Is there any point so low that I haven't seen it with my own two eyes?
And yet with millions of Hong Kong citizens watching me.
I can't make a single wrong move
for fear that I would let them down.
Showtime.
Hello!
Is Bee with you?
Scarlet you stupid bitch!
Not answering Mr Charles's call? Where's your wife?
Stop! Freeze!
- You're at Art Capital? - Ah!! Go!
Tell your father to meet me.
Art Capital.
Was it Scarlet?
Yes! Said she found knock off Wynners.
Jump...
What are you doing?
They told us to jump.
Who?
Roger. The fourth bird from the side,
next to her is his cousin Elaine.
My God, you understand bird talk now.
Yes, I do understand.
It's been happening a lot recently.
Get them back to see Mr. Charles.
Yes! Don't say I didn't warn you.
Wow! I can't believe we survived the fall.
It's God's will that I go to Guangzhou to chop that bitch.
They are down there.
The birds are pecking them.
It's mutation of bird flu, Dad.
Thank you Roger.
Daughter, I've heard there are lots of singers
staying in Art Capital hoping to be discovered.
Well, your wife is "lucky" this time, let me tell you.
I'm here to chop her up.
I'm heading back to Hong Kong after I'm done! Got me?
No way! If we could just handle this concert,
I could turn over a new leaf.
What if those knock off Wynners get popular.
I am their manager.
Art Capital, please.
Megan, here's my chance.
If I become an actor I could finally get close to you.
Roger.
I am Wen from Foshan.
I graduated from the movie Yip Man and the sequel.
Hey Driver.
Don't drive so Donnie Yen.
Just a little more Lynn Xiong please.
Hey!
We have no money.
But talent and strong will.
I am a policeman.
Weeding out the bad and protecting the good is my sworn duty.
It's Method Acting.
I just turned Yip Man into a policeman
using only my imagination and a gun.
But his name is still Yip Man.
Fantastic.
Well, I'll give you a chance.
Alright, character, role, personality?
Taxi driver.
Ok! Sit tight.
This is crazy, does he has driving license?
...You two talent scouts, I could take on.
It's just like flying a plane!
...Ten Donnie Yens!
What are you doing?
I'm looking for singers, not circus performers.
Dad.
What do you want?
I'm looking for my wife.
Scarlet.
What you said has inspired me.
I'll sing a song for you.
You are not the only singer here, I can sing too.
Manager.
Go!
Miss Jade! Miss Jade!
It's too dangerous here.
They're just jealous of your music talent.
Why don't we just go home?
I scarred my face and ran away from home.
You think I'm an idiot?
OK, Dad would make me to be his CEO if I go back.
But now I just need those two managers to give me a chance.
I want to sing.
Bravo!
Why don't we invite managers home
then talk about the details?
Home my ass.
Hello, My Dear Lord, how are you?
I almost persuaded her to come home.
I am Noah and this is my ark.
We are family from now on.
And your business is mine
and my business is yours.
Don't go manager!
Come on! Come on!
Hurry up Dad, we're running out of time!
Bing, hold me tight!
Yes, and you hold me tight too, Miss.
Guys! I just wrote a song.
It's called Don't Be Jealous of My Talent, wanna hear it?
Not necessary.
- Hello? - Help me.
Where are you honey? We are at Art Capital.
You son of a bitch, you are a good troublemaker and a great swindler.
But not much of a wife.
Your husband got his ass kicked because of you.
Son of a bitch, how could those bastards find me,
if you didn't lose the phone?
Bitch, I'm looking for my husband, it's none of your fucking business.
Where the hell are you? I'm coming over to chop you up now.
Hey, be quiet, where are you?
She's at Shengshi Financial Center.
See me at 9 AM if you don't want anything to happen to your wife.
Who are you?
I'm Charles.
The boss who was cheated out of $500,000 by your wife.
You leave her alone.
Excuse me, you two are scouts
or gangsters?
They look like scouts, actually they are gangsters.
This character has so many levels.
I'm following the right person, bro.
I'll drive you to chop...
There's a man!
About to crash!
Dad.
We can't find your mom, kid.
I'm not surprised.
Hurry up!
I can't imagine what that Charles could do to Scarlet.
Why are you caring about her so much?
When we see Charles later,
we have to make the first move, stun him first.
Xiaofang.
It's a miracle.
It can't be explained.
I'm telling you.
I've never believed in miracles.
Your father was dead,
but somehow he came back to life again.
I can't accept this.
To prove that there are no miracles,
I'm asking your dad to jump off the rooftop.
OK?
If he survives this, I'm a believer.
Dad.
I'm warning you! I'll be really angry,
if you push me away again next time.
Dad almost killed you by not paying attention.
I saw a woman just looking like your mom,
so I lost my mind and ran out to the street.
I was trying to get you a new record on your video game.
But I didn't only lose the game I deleted your save as well.
I'm so useless, no wonder your mom left me.
It's not true.
You transformed into superman when you hit the car.
You read too many comics.
It's not like that.
I'm a run away, I can't give you my address.
Are you on twitter? Email?
And them too.
A man and a lady.
Both flew out of the car
and transformed into super heroes.
Listen, Xiaofang...
Every time the Eight Heavenly Dragons return to the mortal world,
there is always a witness.
Since the Dragons lose their memory from previous lives,
you will be the one to pass their secrets on in this life.
At the beginning of the world, humans were good by nature.
So God sent the Eight Heavenly Dragons to the mortal world
to protect mankind from turning to evil.
But one of the Dragons called Yaksha
couldn't resist the pleasures of the mortal world.
He killed the other seven Dragons,
before they even knew what was happening.
But Yaksha only destroyed their physical bodies.
He couldn't destroy their souls.
So they returned once every generation
to fight with Yaksha for revenge.
Unfortunately they lost every time.
I hope in this life they can find a way to dissolve this hatred.
And the eight of them could reunite once again
and carry out the mission of guiding the mortals to the path of goodness.
Finally he said bye bye to me, and that was it.
Did you record it on your cell phone?
I want to post it on twitter for Megan Fox.
No! He said this was confidential.
He couldn't get involved.
Damn!
This crazy boy is bullshit!
Their story truly inspired me.
Bing, guitar.
This song is called My Talent is Bullshit.
How great a father's love is.
Hello? Dear Lord Father.
Yes! Yes! I've successfully convinced her to come home.
See you then, bye bye.
You two, you guys knocked her out.
Yes.
Amen.
Hey, kid, you have quite the imagination.
You should be an actor! He's so good at making things up.
You should encourage him to be a scriptwriter. Such a waste!
Think about it, what kind of a dad are you?
Dad, he doesn't believe me.
Stop lying.
Even you don't believe me? I'm not speaking to you.
"Reported this morning."
"Six miraculously survive car crash- more on A4."
I can come up to talk to you today.
It means we are brave and determined.
Well! In a word, I'll return the half million deposit
in five years.
Otherwise we die together...!
OK, you need time to think about it.
I count down from five. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
It's a deal sweetie.
Sweetie my ass!
You are Mr. Charles now, not my dad.
Could you try getting into character?
Whatever.
You really think this'll work?
It works every time.
Didn't you lose your tour guide license?
Last time you tried to intimidate
your customers into shopping.
No one would marry a woman like you.
Give me break, I don't believe in love or marriage.
Mr. Charles is waiting for you two.
Whatever, I'm not scared of you.
He didn't follow the rules, he attacked us first.
He thought he could get the upper hand by striking the first blow.
He will know the meaning of badass.
William Shakespeare used to say
during difficult times
one can tell the real character of a person.
Today you dare come talk to me with empty hands.
It shows bravery and determination.
It proves sincerity and willpower.
In a word, get me the million in five days.
What? Isn't it half a million?
I know, a million, you need time to think about it.
5, 4, 3, 2...
Dad?
A pro is a pro.
You can give two people a haircut at the same time.
But why did you give me a Beatles cut?
I used to be a hairstylist ten years ago.
Everything I have now.
I got from a pair of scissors.
I'm an expert at everything, finance, real estate, trade.
I want to try my hand at entertainment this year.
My first case is The Wynners
and you're telling me it can't be done?
I'll lose my reputation if people find out.
My stocks will plummet.
Mr. Charles, it's not that we don't care about your reputation.
I did ask my old buddies.
They are really not available, I tried my best.
Did you?
- Honey! - Scarlet!
I spent all the money.
There's still a handbag I didn't pay for.
I know you need time to think about it.
One second, OK or not?
OK!
Let her go.
Yes, boss.
Didn't you say you came to chop me?
Birthday cake?
Son of a...
Let's celebrate our getting back together for the seventh time.
Bastard!
Surprised me every...
time.
I did want to chop you up, bitch!
But the cake saved you.
Ha...
Surprised me again.
Surprised me too, if it wasn't for getting you out.
I never would have promised Charles to manage this concert.
I am doomed this time.
Don't worry, one must bear the consequences of their own actions.
The worst thing is to be sold as a prostitute.
Plastic surgery, breast enlargement will help get a good price.
But I don't want to sell you.
Sell me?
Aren't we talking about her?
- You bitch! Fuck you! - Peace, peace, peace.
Somebody call the police.
Lord will out in 15 minutes.
Get the car ready, over!
Copy!
Lord.
Bing, ask Miss Jade if she'd rather study medicine in the US or
study law in Britain?
Miss, My Lord has compromised already.
You don't have to be CEO of the company.
He only begged you to go to college, please show some respect.
Did I ask you to beg her?
Love well, hate well.
I completely felt your fatherly love from the slap.
But did you feel
any filial affection from the back of my head?
Get out!
OK.
I am fine.
It was fine to make mistakes when you were younger.
Now you're grown up, you can't make any wrong moves.
Wasting youth is a huge mistake, one you have to recognize.
You always make the others apologize.
Which woman were you with
the night my mother died?
Considering my social position now,
I don't have to apologize to anybody.
Apologize for what?
I feed a lot of people.
I contribute to this family
and this society! I'm not like you.
You are still wearing your dead mom's crappy scarf.
Playing that crappy music.
Daughters always belong to others, My Lord.
Don't worry My Lord, I'm with you.
I will be tough and mature.
Have you thought about adopting me?
What the hell are you talking about?
Only if I lost this unfilial daughter.
Oh, I see My Lord.
We are getting in the car.
OK.
- What are you doing? - Get in or I'll kill you.
Dad, Ah!
You.
Don't blame me.
The Lord asked me to do this.
Ah...! What are you doing?. Ah...
Oh My God.
That kid's heavenly dragon story is true.
Miss, I spent days and nights
thinking of ways to make you transform
and came up with this idea.
It was to stab you
and it worked.
What did you do?
Yeah, I think it would work on you too.
Where are you taking me?
Scared? You'll be free once we get the ransom.
The money is not a problem as long as you let me go.
A ghost!
Leave me alone! What do you want from me?
What are you scared of? I thought you were fearless?
Beat me.
I'm warning you.
Don't you ever stop your daughter from playing music,
you hear me?
No matter how much money you have,
no matter how many people you take care of out there
you have never taken care of you family
including the woman standing behind you.
That makes whatever you've done out there meaningless.
You heard so many women saying they loved you
but have you ever said that to the woman you loved.
You selfish bastard!
It's easy to lose one's temper after a transformation.
Don't blame her, bye!
I did exactly the same thing as the others.
How come I transformed into a one armed swordsman?
Even worse... a lefty.
Cousin.
Cousin Da Xiong.
A Qiao knows you've been upset ever since you two separated.
So we came by to visit you.
Why don't you just move out since you are not happy here.
Move out? I don't have any other place to live.
Just rent his place.
That way it's easier for you to take care of Xiaofang.
And my three daughters as well.
Then he can focus on taking care of me.
Where can I get money for the rent?
Here! I bought some contracts from the usury.
You'll get your money once you sign these papers.
Just sign it, make it simple!
I can't be your wife,
but it's fate I become your landlady.
Sign here.
Here, sign here, and here, here you are.
Dad! Dad!
Why did you get into a fight?
The kids at school beat me up because I said you were Superman.
Su...
Superman?
Stop with the nonsense, Xiaofang!
I'm not lying, my dad is Superman.
Right! He's not lying. I'm telling you.
His dad is a Superman.
Kid, I'm with you.
Let's find the taxi driver Wen right now.
How are you? Are you alright?
You did this? Are you the driver?
I remember your license plate.
Your pain reactions
need some levels. You didn't show it.
And... your blood.
As for the blood, you should be spouting.
Really?
Are you getting paid for
all of this teaching you're doing?
Horsy.
Just exchanging some acting tricks, and who are you?
I cover this area
for extorting money. Got a problem?
No problem, very clear, no problem.
Wen.
My friend is calling me, I'm off.
Ok! I know this place very well, let's see how far you can go.
What's up?
Do you remember him?
Of course, the great screenwriter.
We truly are gods...
What? No kidding?
- Shhh! - Why are you dressed like this?
So they can't recognize me.
You stupid bitch!
Trust me, you are not going anywhere.
Dad, sneaking out like this isn't your style.
Scarlet must have forced you.
You bitch... Shh!
Shh!
I'm part of this, I'm an accomplice.
Dad, you gave him your word.
You keep saying millions of Hong Kong citizens are watching you.
How can you break your promise?
What's the big deal with Charles?
If you and I work together and put on a great show,
then we can settle down.
Huh? Immigrate to Guangzhou?
She blinked! Damn it!
What?
Her eyes are blinking.
What are you doing?
Every time she cheated on exams, played hooky, or lied,
she never blinked before.
She is blinking now.
What are you trying to say?
She wants to stay and seduce Charles.
Impossible! No one knows her better than I do.
She doesn't believe in love and marriage.
I'm sorry.
I had the wrong reaction.
My baby! I'm so happy you found Mr. Right.
But I can't find the Wynners.
Don't worry, dad, it's enough to have you
and we can find people to fake the other four.
Fake?
Hmm! Well.
This concert is going to have a theme, Wynners in Space.
So everyone needs a mask.
How can the audience tell the difference?
Ha...! You think the audience is as easy to fool as your dad.
We can tell the audience that the climax of the concert
is to have those spacemen take their masks off.
And you take off first, dad, and then the other four.
Once they take their masks off,
I'll cut the power and set fire to the stage, start chaos.
After the concert is over, Charles has nothing to say.
Good idea.
Get to the point.
Hey...!
Right.
The point is that I want to get a chance to meet Charles.
A Harvard psychology professor once said,
if a man and a woman stay in a room alone,
and their body temperature stays at 38.6 degrees Centigrade
there will be an 80% probability of love at first sight.
Dad, you've got to help me.
It's not that I don't want to help you,
but we don't have enough people to fake the Wynners.
Manager.
You have to believe we all are supermen.
And... space supermen!
It's God's will.
Yeah!
Boss, why the Wynners?
Aren't they too retro?
We are making a good image for Shengshi stock.
Nostalgia is the mainstream.
To support a Wynners concert
will help build a positive image, understand?
We want our money back!
Get away!
Boss!
Mr. Charles, let's shake hands, best of luck.
But we will succeed even without shaking hands.
Excuse me, Bee.
How can you go to the concert with that haircut?
I'll just put on a wig and be as handsome as I used to be.
You've got to be kidding.
What are you up to?
I'm up to the things that I do
before I know what you're up to.
Good! I like cautious man.
So what are you up to exactly?
You cut my hair the other day.
I thought you... you know... me.
So I want to check your body temperature. According to what...
the Harvard psychology professor, Pandora once said.
If a man and woman stay in a room alone,
and their body temperature stays a constant 38.6 degrees Centigrade
the probability of love at first sight will be 80%.
So...
You really fell for me...
Fifteen years ago before I became a barber,
I lead the life of an intellectual.
I worked my way through Harvard's Psychology Program through correspondence.
Love at 38.6 Degree
was the essay I wrote for the entrance exam.
Pandora is my pen name
and I made it all up
for those ignorant fools.
After that I realized I made more money by cutting hair than writing articles.
So I decided to be a barber, understand?
In the future, please don't touch random womens' hair.
It gives people the wrong impression.
Didn't I only cut your hair that day?
Why didn't your dad misunderstand?
I'm very sorry to leave you alone in the elevator.
I should've been with you.
It wouldn't be boring if I was with you.
Wynners! Wynners! Wynners!
Stop looking at me like that.
I don't think of myself as Juliet now.
I can live without Romeo.
These days you still have to work.
Eat and shit even if no man wants you.
That's a heroine.
Come on.
Are you screwing with me?
I'm not! I just don't want to be screwed with.
Mask off!
Are you ready?
Today's masquerade
is not just for myself
but also for my dad.
5!
- Take it. - 4!
- What is it? - 3!
- I don't want my dad to be controlled by you. - 2!
1!
Damn bitch! You are good.
I know.
Ashura! You hate Gandharva so much in this life.
Did you know that you sacrificed yourself for her in a previous life?
You should cherish your karma this time.
I am able to communicate with animals.
The kid is on the level.
"NAGA"
"KINNARA"
Yeah!
"DEVA"
"GARUDA"
Ah, what's up?
Wow! The Crippled Master?
I know, last time I lost a hand.
This time, grew a leg.
Never once has it been normal.
Let's see if you're making any progress?
Help them!
Ok!
"MAHIRAGA"
Huh? It's soft, didn't hurt at all.
It's made of flour.
Flour parachute.
Bee, I love you!
Grandma, you like Bee so much.
You'll live forever.
I love you! Ultraman!
My baby!
Huh? Free milk?
This god is so considerate.
Who are you?
You bitch!
I'm no bitch.
I'm Ganharva.
"GANHARVA"
"ASHURA"
Who are you?
Sammi told me,
you're the type that only thinks of themselves.
So I'd be wasting my time explaining it to you.
Don't leave.
God! God!
You left so early last night without calling me.
Dad help me!
I'm doing a test on him.
I think your son is Yaksha.
Since we are the Eight Heavenly Dragons,
when we aren't busy saving people
we can find something else to do as cover, like having a band, or playing music
to carry on the spirit of Woodstock.
Love and peace.
Wrong! We should be flying around shopping for smuggled goods.
Europe first and then Japan for cosmetics.
With our power,
we could definitely get the limited editions.
You dummy, we are gods.
Not gaudy.
Millions of Hong Kong citizens are watching me.
I can't afford any mistakes, right?
Right! Not only millions, all of China now.
So I say we make a Chinese Avatar.
We'll beat James Cameron! Why?
We'll do real stuff instead of special effects.
You guys are not united at all.
How can we find the eighth one?
I have reasons to think the woman in green is the eighth.
Why didn't she reunite with us?
- Why?. - I know why.
- Have no idea? - Why? Tell me!
Calm down, sis.
"Impassioned fans saved by immortals."
What do you want?
Last night's concert made headlines today.
So what do you think?
Alan Tam and the band have gone already.
How can we sing with just a bunch of assistants?
They are ok.
But your friend is the important one, the goddess who saved me.
I've never done business with immortals.
Just ask her to name a price.
Hmm? How come your ears are turning red?
Anyway you get these immortals for me.
Heee, he is in love with my double! Haha.
One-two-three-four!
Freeze!
Stay away!
Freeze!
I've saved you seven times, so you won't become sashimi.
You just keep swimming back.
Just inform the whales to stay away from the Sea of Japan.
It's radioactive.
We're out of money this month, what can we do, son?
Don't worry, I'm here.
I have lots of gold, here you go.
I'll change the bars into cash next time, sorry.
Wow! All four limbs.
That was a perfect transformation.
Really?
Congratulations.
Running away?
You thieves.
I ordered this handbag a long time ago.
They paid for it! Not thief!
Give it back to me!
Someone call an ambulance, we got a brain-damaged god here.
What? You got my signature last time, and now you want an autographed photo?
Why would I carry my picture around with me?
Hey at least I'm a god.
You think I am your son? Do everything for you.
This fan is crazy, got a name?
Jackie Chan.
You're dead.
Forget about it, I won't make movies with you.
Jackie Chan again?
Stephen Chow.
You piss off so many big bosses.
You don't have a future.
Ah! Stop! It hurts.
After she comes back, you have one hour
to tell A Qiao about all your evil deeds.
And break up with her, the harsher the better.
Brother, the cops are everywhere.
Why make it so complicated?
Why not just kill the thieves?
We're better of saving than killing them.
Let them see through the veil of life and death.
And become enlightened people.
The most important thing is
to see through. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Good poem! But what's the meaning?
Brother, are you Ok?
I'll avenge you! I'll kill all those cops.
Su Junior.
Who is it?
Doctor...
Zhivago.
What are you doing?
You're losing too much blood, anybody got type O blood serum?
Yes! Take it!
What? What are you doing?
- What are you doing? - Giving him a blood transfusion.
Awesome, isn't it?
Leave Su Junior alone.
Calm him down.
Try to think about something else.
Just don't about... you know.
Otherwise the blood will spout out
of your thigh.
Why are you saving me?
Don't you like being thief? I want you to keep having fun.
Right! Let's play "I'd-rather-die".
Ah! It hurts.
Brother.
Wow, his kidney's like a sieve.
Change it right away!
Just a minute.
Yes!
Use yours.
Awesome!
Surprised me again.
Calm him down again.
Now you can think about it.
That way you won't feel any pain.
Yes, I just transplanted one of your kidneys to Su Junior.
And removed a kidney stone from the other one.
Stop saving me.
It's alright! Let's play again.
I'm not going.
Go.
Get ready for a face replacement! Got a face?
Yes, doctors are kind-hearted.
Take mine.
I don't want his face, mine is fine.
Maybe he doesn't like this type.
Let's help him find his inner beauty.
Well then, you don't appreciate it.
No! I won't be a thief ever again, leave me alone.
Su Junior.
Calm him down.
Yeah? You like that?
Take your time.
Pick one out for Su Junior.
You're kidding?
You can make him look this good?
Alright!
Beautiful.
Brother.
Who are you?
Bro, I'm your younger bro Su Junior.
Ah? What happened to you?
Those seven oriental gods
not only stop crimes
but also save the environment.
Many young people are copying them.
Suddenly,
they've become a focus of media attention all over the world.
"HOT GODS"
Come down here if you have guts.
You made so much dirty money, Charles.
You'll die before you can spend it all. Come down here if you have guts.
Always complaining, I'll fire all of you!
Boss, actually the spit just now...
Boss!
Look.
Have you ever thought what if you died like that just now?
Everything you have would be meaningless.
I'm blessed and lucky all the time.
And I have a friend like you, what am I afraid of?
To people like you, everyone below you is a slave.
Whoever is against you is an enemy.
And whoever you can benefit from is your friend.
If I'm so terrible why did you save my life?
There is no good, no bad.
No rich and no poor in god's eyes.
Mercy is our most basic obligation.
We've saved so many people in the last seven days.
There are a lot just like you.
They think because they have support of the gods they are important.
And as a result they become more selfish, more careless.
Someone said that there was one day that was the last century's least meaningful.
Because nothing important happened on that day
I don't agree, it was a nice day.
Hey!
Hey! Don't you leave me! Take me down!
38.6 degree.
Love at the first sight is real.
I'd been drinking so much iced water the other
night, trying to reduce my body temperature
But it didn't work.
I'm still feverish.
Hey!
What are you doing?
I watched The Omen again last night. It's so scary.
What are you scared of? We watched it dozens of times.
The lead in the movie.
Looks just like the woman in green the other night.
It's a bit of an Omen.
What do you see?
Underwear.
Omen! Nothing!
Hey,
I just wrote a new song.
It's pretty good.
Give me a break, could you sing for the others?
They all listened, you are the last one.
Why did you save someone like him? Just leave him to die.
Thank you for building a school for our kids.
No, they thank him.
The Shengshi protests had been getting worse
until last night the Chairman Charles
announced a package of amendments to put down the protest.
In addition to raising their salaries,
the company also will also invest 80% of their profits every year
on employee welfare.
Do you think it's a con?
Could you just find a pen to write it down?
I can't understand you.
This is a con.
I see.
He is much smart than you.
Will this decision affect
the other companies?
This is his personal business decision, I won't do that.
I bet the stock of Shengshi will drop.
Profiteer!
It seems your new decision
is not popular with your business associates.
William Shakespeare said,
the time of life is short
to spend that shortness basely
were too long.
You wouldn't have said something like this before,
what changed?
A friend of mine reminded me.
Is your friend one of your business partners?
My friend isn't a businessman.
But I have learned from her values.
Like how young people nowadays...
don't know how to share their success with others.
As a man I am able to sense
that he is chasing after a pretty young thing.
Boss, the "God Imitation Competition", we sponsored.
It's been opposed by the most of our shareholders.
Care to give it a second thought?
Whatever! I will not change what has been decided.
All the girls playing god tonight
will receive a 100% annual salary bonus!
Thank you boss.
Think about it, boss.
It's late, go home.
Let's get out.
Come out!
Playing with me? Save it.
The party is not over yet.
Go ahead.
Your decision is helping people.
Don't let this passion down.
Please keep it at 38.6 degrees Centigrade.
Say something, Mr. Charles.
Why did you sponsor this competition?
I hoped the young people could imitate something good.
The whole city is imitating those immortals.
You call me every five minutes, aren't you tired?
I need sleep even if you don't.
I know I am annoying, but I don't know what else I can do.
Could you do me a favor?
The goddess came to see me the other night.
But I missed her.
I wanted to say to her... Hello? Hello?
Mr. Charles.
"The God Immitation Competition".
"God be with you God Imitation Competition".
I've informed them already, what else?
Nothing.
I just want to see the god.
I've been busy these days.
I'll tell her next time when I see her. Wow...
What are you doing?
Why are you calling me right in front of my home?
I, I just see that...
You don't see a thing!
Exactly.
It's a feather, and it's pink.
You got me.
I'll tell her to see you tomorrow at sunset.
For real?
Hello!
Sorry, I'm late.
It's alright, saving lives is more important.
Mortals are different than immortals.
We lack confidence most of the time, that's why we drink alcohol.
We can say anything after we're drunk.
It seems you have a lot to tell me.
Sammi and you are right.
I should be straight.
I fell in love with someone
at first sight.
I have a letter here I've been writing for a week.
Let me read it for you.
The first time I saw you, I remember my temperature
stayed a constant 38.6 degrees Centigrade.
But I didn't have much experience
and was too proud.
And afraid of being hurt
to hide my feelings.
I cut your hair.
Are you alright?
I'm alright, keep going.
When my fingers touched your hair.
I felt a tingle.
So I had to cut your dad's hair
to distract myself.
Shakespeare said,
"A murderous guilt shows not itself more soon than love that would seem hid."
In the whole time I've known her,
I've never found it as easy to speak with her as I do with you.
Why is that?
I grew up an orphan.
You saved me last time.
It was like being with my mother, I felt so safe with you.
Mom, how should I tell Sammi my feelings?
OK, after mom freshens up a little bit.
Silly Boy! I'm not your mom.
I'm your girl!
Hello?
This is Jade! Something has happened.
Da Xiong's son and my dad have been kidnapped.
How did this happen?
I have no idea.
They just left behind a souvenir from the TV tower.
I thought I would never have a chance to tell you...
Actually I was the goddess in your office the other night.
I know, I knew it a long time ago.
It was a setup, otherwise.
How could I have trapped all of you idiots here?
What's on your lips?
A Love Poison made especially for the gods.
You succumbed to me like this in the last life.
But you've forgotten
mortals lack self-respect
and an immortal with a mortal's feeling even more so.
I saw every one of you fell for the ones around you.
And I realized that what these mortals called love
could be better used for deception.
Daughter! Do you hear me?
How did this happen?
My shadow caught them all.
Do you want to meet my shadow?
Omen! Omen!
Who are they?
Every single time after we kill them, they forget what to call us.
Why don't you help them remember clearly this time.
Ha... I am the eighth dragon.
You've been looking for this whole time.
"YAKSHA"
Huh? Total eight or nine?
Huh? Yaksha is bisexual?
So it's like Laurel and Hardy.
How about showing some respect to Mr. Laurel?
You can't just play with Hardy! Yeah!
Scarlet!
What did you do?
I owed... you in the... past life...
You two fight over everything
even over dying.
Every time you guys died and were reincarnated,
I sat and waited patiently here for you to show up
figuring out a way to kill you.
It was the only thing that gave me pleasure
for last eighty eight thousand and eight hundred eighty eight lives.
What are you laughing at?
Your life is boring as hell.
What are you laughing at?
What?
What do you mean what?
You'll have to wait for decades before you can kill us again.
And during those years,
what the hell you going to do, fool?
He's got company! His shadow.
What's the use of talking to a shadow?
What if it's a cloudy day?
Where are you Hardy? Like this?
If we're going to die, let's put up a fight.
Ok!
You think you can win?
Please be accurate! Please!
How can you fight with me.
If you can't beat my shadow?
My mom's scarf! Bing!
Got it! Miss.
Stop it!
I surrender.
Huh? Feel something? Hurt?
Isn't it all very sad? Haha!
You've met me in so many past lives.
But I didn't know that.
It could be so painful to love you.
I see.
This is not fun at all.
I got you guys so easily.
Each life is less interesting than the last.
Wait! Let me finish my last word.
Even though the seven of us couldn't defeat him in any of our past lives,
but we lived and died together
in these eighty eight thousand and eight hundred and eighty eight lives.
Wherever in heaven, hell or the mortal world,
we can still play music together OK?
Ok.
This is true happiness.
Scarlet.
I love you.
Huh? Playing the friendship card?
You've never tried this before! Haha!
This is the first time in my life giving a hand to others.
And it got broken.
And it's my right hand.
Thanks!
Ah! It's hurt, Miss.
Daughter.
Ya! OK, got it.
I knew you've been secretly fond of me.
I could be son-in-law if I can't be godson.
Hey! I'm Wen from Foshan, it's very nice to meet you in this life.
See you next life.
"38.6 degrees Centigrade".
Ok! See you next life.
It's not over yet.
Listen to me.
We still have an old man and a boy to play with.
Let us see the boy kill the old man.
Where'd they go?
They can't have gone too far.
Let's get down! Come on!
OK! Everybody,
group suicide was a great plan, let's not waste it.
Ok! Let's roll.
- OK. - Move.
It's heavily polluted here.
No wonder he has so much anger.
Hey! We're running out of time.
We have to get it done before we reincarnate.
Oh!
Be quick.
Well, I wanted you to kill the boy for me.
You disobey me?
Let me strangle you to death, you old fool.
Let me help you.
What did you do?
Hey? What did you this time?
I have no idea.
I just feel that it's more comfortable to kiss him than strangle him.
Don't you think so?
Yes... yes...
Yes my ass.
Don't be afraid! Let me do it.
Don't you come over! Don't you come over!
What now?
I don't know! I can't control myself!
When a woman is in love...
she cares how much she can give,
instead of how much she can get.
It's fine that you couldn't do it this time.
But next time when you meet a girl you like,
please remember...
that a woman's heart should be cared for
not deceived.
What the hell are you doing?
It seems she is not dead yet, and she's inside me.
What are you talking about?
I can't control myself.
That woman...
Don't you listen to her! Don't you listen to her! Listen to me!
Why?
Why do you care?
When you never listened to her in any past life?
Are you listening to me?
I'm so confused.
Don't panic! Don't panic!
I'll get in there and kill her.
There was only me in his heart.
What are you doing sneaking around
trying to group suicide?
Oh, just help him to find his conscience.
His conscience is fine as always.
Give me a chance Jade Emperor.
They died by my hand in every life,
but I never thought they would still return with kindness.
Now I understand that
forgiveness is key to releasing hatred
please take my life in exchange for theirs.
What?
Have you thought it through?
Yes, I have.
Coward!
I've hurt her in every on of the last
eighty eight thousand and eight hundred eighty eight lives.
I hope it won't happen again next time around.
No...!
I'm not letting you die for her!
Before the concert starts,
you are going to present with the sponsors on stage.
Here's the draft, please take a look to see if there's any changes?
Hi!
Thank you everyone, thank you Alan.
Don't mention it, it was our pleasure.
It couldn't have been done,
if you guys didn't help Bee.
Of course we support Bee.
And we also want to help our niece.
Niece? Who?
It's Sammi, it was her.
Who put everything together.
You are Sammi?
Bee's daughter?
Yes!
Why I have never seen you?
I was in Hong Kong contacting all the Wynners.
That's why we've never met.
I'm Charles.
Sammi.
The Eight Heavenly Dragons
are immortals but not gods.
Your abilities are beyond those of human beings but beneath those of the gods.
So you can't return to heaven
until you finish your austerity observance.
Yaksha decided to practice from the beginning this time.
It means that the karma between you has run out.
His memories of you will cease to exist.
If you want to help him, you should keep the secret.
And secretly help him to become a good immortal again.
Boss, we're starting.
If I could choose,
I'd rather forget a love I shared
than remember one that was forbidden.
Subtitle by Syful Noa Bluebiru
Edited by MyWuxia